I am sworn to secrecy, but a female friend of mine asked me recently to help her choose between two different presents for her boyfriend.
The 2 choices? A new TV or a new rifle.
So I guess I'm taking apps for a new girlfriend position. Don't forget my birthday is on the 22nd, but my party is from the 19th till the 22nd.
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Dag, that's a tough choice. I think I would have to go with the TV, because I would use it every day and the gun would be more occasional.
What do you pay for the girlfriend position? If it's good, I might be interested . . .
James
It is a graduated scale. The prettyer you are, the higher the wage. At your level of attractivness, you will end up owing me money
Hahahaha!
What about the relative level of attractiveness? I may be less attractive than most women, but I'm more attractive that you (since you cut off your sweet fabio-hair).
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